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Showing posts with label relationships. Show all posts
Showing posts with label relationships. Show all posts
The last words...
A man says to his friend: "At my house I always say the last words!"
His friend asks: "Okay, what are the words?"
The first man answers: "I am sorry. Please forgive me."
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The first 3 years of marriage...
| During the first year of marriage, the husband speaks and the wife hears. During the second year, the wife speaks and the husband hears. During the third year both of them speak, but only the neighbors hear.  |
Blond wife...
A married couple was asleep when the telephone rang at two in the morning.
The wife (undoubtedly blond), picked up the telephone, listened a moment, and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The husband said, "Who was that?"
The wife said, "I don't know some woman wanting to know 'If the coast is clear'."
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