What an idiot!

We didn’t know where to start with this moron, but let’s do it...

First of all, what the hell was he thinking taking a picture naked or walking around naked with such a small penis, big stomach and ugly face? What a moron!

Secondly, what is this douchebag thinking drinking beer when he looks like that? Again... Moron Alert!!

Lastly, what a nightmare it is to be like this guy, he’s got NO penis at all — not an Asian small penis, but NO PENIS at all — I’m guessing if there was an accomplishment for smallest penis in world: he would get it.

National Small Penis Champion Mug for Coffee / Hot Beverage 11 oz. BLACK
National Small Penis Champion Mousepad
Small Penis Alert #2
National Small Penis Champion Adult USA Flag Racing Flame Hat / Cap