Relative Blogs: April 2010

FEAR FACTORY - FEAR CAMPAIGN TOUR 2010! NEW DATES!

More tour dates to come! Direct support will be PRONG

May 14 RIALTO Tucson, Arizona
May 15 CALIFORNIA METALFEST @ FOX THEATRE Pomona, California
May 16 HOUSE OF BLUES San Diego, California
May 17 KNITTING FACTORY Reno, Nevada
May 19 KNITTING FACTORY CONCERT HOUSE Spokane, Washington
May 20 KNITTING FACTORY Boise, Idaho
May 21 CLUB SOUND IN THE VENUE Salt Lake City, Utah
May 22 MARQUIS Denver, Colorado
May 24 POP’S Sauget, Illinois
May 26 THE MACHINE SHOP Flint, Michigan
May 27 INTERSECTION Grand Rapids, Michigan
May 28 HEADLINER’S Louisville, Kentucky
May 29 THE RAVE Milwakee, Wisconsin
May 30 AL ROSA VILLA Columbus, Ohio
Jun 1 NORVA Norfolk, Virginia
Jun 2 JESTER’S PUB Fayetteville, North Carolina
Jun 3 JAXX West Springfield, Virginia
Jun 4 PALLADIUM Worcester, Massachusetts
Jun 5 WEBSTER THEATRE Hartford, Connecticut
Jun 6 TROCADERO Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Jun 8 HIGHER GROUND W/ALL THAT REMAINS So. Burlington, Vermont
Jun 9 PORT CITY MUSIC HALL W/ALL THAT REMAINS Portland, Maine
Jun 10 STARLAND BALLROOM W/ALL THAT REMAINS Sayreville, New Jersey
Jun 11 NORTHERN LIGHTS W/ALL THAT REMAINS Clifton Park, New York
Jun 12 TOWN BALLROOM W/ALL THAT REMAINS Buffalo, New York
Jun 14 PEABODY’S Cleveland, Ohio

Related links:

Fear Factory Official Site
Fear Factory on MySpace
Fear Factory on Twitter

Killcode ROCKAST - Full band interview & Music!

Recently, I had the pleasure to interview New York City's most rocking band! Who are they? Killcode! What do they do? They rock hard wherever they go through their passionate songs and great stage presence.

Here is an exclusive interview I did with the entire band, as well as a bunch of killer tunes by Killcode. ENJOY!

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Related links:

Killcode on MySpace
Killcode on Reverbnation
Killcode on Twitter
Killcode on Facebook
Killcode Rockast

Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.

After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in
real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya' swallar?"

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, "Kin ya' breathe?"

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!"

Hillbilly: A Cultural History of an American Icon

History Channel: Hillbilly - The Real Story

Black Felt Hillbilly Hat Adult

Beverly Hillbillies: The Ultimate Collection, Vol. 1

The South - You Gotta Love It !!

Alabama

A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters (Tommy) returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked.
"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.
"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!"

Georgia

The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Georgia and I nee d some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings."

Louisiana

A senior in Louisiana was overheard saying ... "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana . "When asked why, he replied, "I'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world."

Mississippi

The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"
The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."

South Carolina

A man in South Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, "I have a flat tire."
The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."

Tennessee

A Tennessee State Trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?" The driver replied, "Bout whut?"

Texas

The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading trash from his pick-up into the ditch.
The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head."
"Yep", he replied. "That's why I dumpin it here, cause it says: 'Fine For Dumping Garbage'."

You can say what you want about the South, But you never hear of anyone retiring and moving North.

The Politically Incorrect Guide to the South (and Why It Will Rise Again)
The Mind of the South
1001 Things Everyone Should Know About The South
South Was Right!, The

NEW SEVERED video for their song "A Better Way"

SEVERED shot a video for their song "A Better Way" on Sunday March 14th at Club Europa and Horns Up Rocks was there to witness it. The band were explosive that night and here is the proof. SEVERED = The new breed of New York Metal Core!

Related links:
Severed

BLACKDIAMONDSKYE TOUR! Alice In Chains, deftones, Mastodon

It has been confirmed by various sources that 3 of the most influential bands of our generation are touring together this Fall! Which bands am I talking about? Three legends of Heavy Music: Alice In Chains, deftones and Mastodon! Here are some tour dates, a lot more to come!

16-Sep Chicago, IL Charter One Pavilion, on-sale May 22
17-Sep Detroit, MI DTE Energy Center, on-sale May 22
18-Sep Toronto, ON Molson Amphitheatre, on-sale May 20
20-Sep Uncasville, CT Mohegan Sun, on-sale May 22
22-Sep Boston, MA Agannis Arena, on-sale May 22
24-Sep New York, NY Madison Square Garden, on-sale May 22
28-Sep Atlanta, GA Lakewood Amphitheatre, on-sale May 22
1-Oct St. Louis, MO Scottrade Arena, on-sale May 22
4-Oct Denver, CO Red Rocks, on-sale May 22
7-Oct Vancouver, BC GM Place, on-sale May 15
8-Oct Seattle, WA Key Arena, on-sale May 22
9-Oct Portland, OR Memorial Coliseum, on-sale May 22
16-Oct Las Vegas, NV The Joint, on-sale May 22

This will probably sell out fast, so don't delay! Tickets will be available on May 22. Stay tuned for more information!

Related links:

BlackDiamondSkye Official site

Black N Blue Productions presents: THE BLACK N BLUE BOWL

In case you have been living in a shell for the last 20 plus years, you should know that New York Hard Core takes the trophy for being the realest musical scene in the world. It's more than a scene, it's a family. Proof of this is Black N Blue Productions, which is THE Hard Core production company! Lead by Freddy Cricien from NYHC legends Madball and Cousin Joe, Black N Blue is all about spreading the word about underground music on a global scale. Simply put, if it wasn't for Black N Blue Productions, Hard Core music would not be as impacting as it is today.

On May 15th, 2010 history will be made as Black N Blue productions presents "The Black N Blue Bowl", formerly known as "The Super Bowl of Hard Core". I had the honor of interviewing both Freddy Madball and Cousin Joe, right by East Village Radio after their weekly "Black N Blue Takeover" radio show and we talked about Hard Core and the upcoming "Black N Blue" Bowl.
You can check it out right here!

Who is playing?
CRO-MAGS
MADBALL
SKARHEAD
H2O
YUPPICIDE
WISDOM IN CHAINS
TRAPPED UNDER ICE
H8 INC.
CRUEL HAND
And more to come!

Special guest will be announced on Tuesday May 4th on the "Black N Blue Takeover" on East Village Radio, tune in from 8-10 PM!

Where and when is this happening?
Webster Hall in New York City: 125 E. 11th ST. between 3rd and 4th Ave. (That's right, they brought the biggest Hard Core show of the year back to the city!)
SATURDAY MAY 15, 2010
DOORS OPEN AT 2PM
ALL AGES
$25 in advance
$30 day of the show
Tickets are going fast so buy yours now!

Tickets also available at NYHC Tattoos, Brooklyn Monster Factory, and Generation Records

Disposable Cameras Only!!!
****TICKETS ORDERED THROUGH PITCHFORKNY.COM ARE WILL CALL - THEY WILL NOT BE MAILED OUT****
*****PLEASE BRING VALID ID AND PAYPAL RECEIPT TO THE SHOW*****

Lets make this show go into the history books!!! See you there!

Check out the exclusive interview with the Black N Blue Productions team:

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NEW SICK OF IT ALL album and video!

New York Hard Core legends Sick Of It all have a new record titled "Based on a True Story", which I have personally been hooked on since I first heard it. To me Sick Of It All represents what the New York Hard Core scene is all about: unity, honesty and determination. Proof of this is the amazing 25 year career that they have under their belt.

While some may say that Sick Of It All has passed their prime time or that they are too generic. I believe that not only has Sick Of It All released one of their best records to date, but they have also kept their world known sound intact. Sick Of It All has many more years of music for everyone out there, so you better be prepared for Sick Of It All! Support New York Hard Core!

Here is their brand new video, for their instant classic titled "Death or Jail":

SICK OF IT ALL - Death Or Jail (OFFICIAL VIDEO)

SICK OF IT ALL [NEW VIDEO ONLINE] | MySpace Music Videos

Related links:

SICK OF IT ALL on MySpace
SICK OF IT ALL official site
SICK OF IT ALL on Twitter

Earth Day with Earth Crisis

On Thursday April 22, my partner in musical crime (Cyn) and I, headed over to The Gramercy Theater in Manhattan for the first stop from the Earth Crisis national headlining tour called "Wrath of Sanity". After running like a maniac from work to my place to grab all my stuff and from my place to the Gramercy Theater, I arrived as Long Island's From Bliss to Devastation was opening the tour. I immediately ran inside and recorded some video of them rocking. I will post this video very soon, along with the exclusive interview I did with them. This guys are definitely worth checking out!

After From Bliss to Devastation finished their set, Burning Empires took over and played a decent set but didn't have the same fire as the opening band. I was expecting a lot more from a band that features members of Fall Out Boy and Misery Signals. Once they finished their set, I headed downstairs and interviewed From Bliss to Devastation. Unfortunately, I missed most of Thick as Blood, but Cyn said they passed the Hard Core test. Once I caught the end of their set, I went on a mission to find Karl Buechner (singer from Earth Crisis) and get an interview with him. I don't know if it's destiny, but I ran into him within minutes and he was definitely down for an interview. Mission accomplished!

At 9:30, it was finally time for Hard Core legends Earth Crisis to kick off their headlining tour in a New York style. Being a fan of Earth Crisis since the mid 90's, I have always considered them one of my favorite Hard Core bands and I am glad this was the show I picked from a handful of shows happening that same night. The band is tighter than ever and their message is still very strong. I know many out there put down the fact that Earth Crisis are worldwide promoters of the Straightedge life style, but I have always said that musical movements are like religion: you can't agree with everyone, but you must respect everyone.

As Earth Crisis stomped on stage at The Gramercy Theater, the crowd was moving and even though the venue wasn't fully packed as I was expecting it to be, the circle pit was insane! I mean, Earth Crisis with their passionate and energetic music will get a dead person pitting in seconds. If you have a chance to catch Earth Crisis on tour, don't even think twice. Earth Crisis are proof that Hard Core lives and its not going anywhere! And here is some proof of that!

Here is an exclusive interview with Karl Buechner (singer from Earth Crisis) and as you will see, the man is more genuine than a 20 K diamond. Here is what went down, along with some live footage caught by the Horns Up Rocks Eye! Enjoy!

Earth Crisis - All Out War in New York (PLUS Pt1 of interview with Karl Buechner)

Earth Crisis - So Others Live in New York (PLUS Pt2 of interview with Karl Buechner)

Earth Crisis - Gomorrah's Season Ends in New York (PLUS Pt3 of interview with Karl Buechner)

Related links:

Earth Crisis on MySpace
Earth Crisis on Twitter

Brought to you by: Jo Schüftan & Cyn

NEW SEVERED SONGS & CD RELEASE PARTY!!!

If you haven't heard SEVERED yet, I think now is the time for you to crank the volume and check out this incredible band. Through their hard work and passionate musicality, this blend of Brooklyn and Queens musicians is going to leave a mark in the music scene.

Check out 2 NEW tracks from their upcoming self-titled album! RIGHT HERE

Join SEVERED for their CD RELEASE SHOW, May 9th at Club Europa!

Pictures from KILLCODE's show at Mercury Lounge - April 16, 2010

On Friday April 16, 2010, the mighty Killcode from Brooklyn took over Mercury Lounge and demonstrated why they are one of the strongest bands in the country, both musically and personally. Not only do this pictures represent what Killcode delivers on stage but also makes you want to rock! This dudes are genuine rockers and always up for a good time! Enjoy!

PHOTOGRAPHERS: CYN & ALEX

Exclusive ROCKAST with Mutiny Within!

On Monday April 5, 2010, the new blood of American Heavy Metal “Mutiny Within” demonstrated why Roadrunner Records took this phenomenal band under their belt. Here is the band performing “Images” an exclusive interview with Chris (Lead singer) and AJ (Bass player).

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NEW HATEBREED video: Everyone Bleeds Now!

Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to dedicate the 50th post on Horns Up Rocks to one of my favorite bands of all time, the mighty HATEBREED! Keep your eyes peeled for their upcoming tour with LAMB OF GOD & 3 INCHES OF BLOOD!

Here is their BRAND NEW video for "Everyone Bleeds Now". ENJOY!

In case you haven't seen their crushing award winner video for "In Ashes They Shall Reap", here you go:

For all things HATEBREED, here are some links:

OFFICIAL HATEBREED SITE
HATEBREED ON MYSPACE
HATEBREED on Twitter

Different Ways Of Looking At Things

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A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my intelligence come from?'
The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine..'
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'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the divorce court Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,'
'That's very fair, your honor,' the husband said. 'And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself.'
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A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife at all.'
'Me neither doc,' said the husband.
'But she's a great cook and really good with the kids.'
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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.'
The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.'
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Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:
1. The DNA all matches.
2. There are no dental records.
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A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, 'Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?'
The agent replies, 'Just a minute.'
'Thank you,' the blonde says, and hangs up.
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Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez..
'How was he killed?' asked one detective.
'With a golf gun,' the other detective replied.
'A golf gun! What is a golf gun?'
'I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.'
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Moe: 'My wife got me to believe in religion.'
Joe: 'Really?'
Moe: 'Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in Hell.'
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A man is recovering from surgery when the surgical nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling.
'I'm O. K. but I didn't like the four letter-words the doctor used in surgery,' he answered.
'What did he say,' asked the nurse.
'Oops!'
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While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband's advice.
'What do you think?' I asked. 'Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?'
'Better get a bikini,' he replied 'You'd never get it all in one.'
He's still in intensive care.
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The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance.
The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, 'Well, she's there.

Legitimate Lawsuit

Mexican Fairy

A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute Mexican refugee outside an Arizona immigration office.

"Good man," the fairy said, "I've been sent here by President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and eight children."

The man told the fairy, "Well, where I come from we don't have the good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them."

The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING!—he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!

"What else?" asked the fairy, "Two more to go."

The refugee claimant now got bolder. "I need a big house with a three car garage in Phoenix on the water with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country.. I want to bring them all over here" --- and -- PING!-- in the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the water.

"One more wish", said the fairy, waving her wand.

"Yes, one more wish. I want to be like an American with American clothes instead of these torn clothes, and a baseball cap instead of this sombrero. And I want to have white skin like Americans" ---and --- PING! -- The man was transformed - wearing worn out jeans, a Diamond-Backs T-shirt and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.

"What happened to my new teeth?" He wailed, "Where is my new house?"

The fairy said: "Tough stuff, amigo, Now that you are a White American, you have to fend for yourself."

The Truth Hurts...

STICKERS ARE GETTING ANGRIER THESE DAYS...

They are starting to reflect what is really happening.

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