From the time when Salman Khan used to beat the crap out of you.
To you dating Vivek Oberoi and SOOOOOOOOO denying it over and over again.
To your ultra glam controversial fake wedding with Abhishek Bachchan.
And your stupid catfight with Rani Mukherjee when you yourself know that you took her sloppy seconds (Vivek and Abhi). And mind you she WAS your best friend in the film fratenity. And you took away her ex lovers. Tsk Tsk Tsk.
And for publicly acknowledging your undying "love" for your father-in-law with such incestuous undertones that disgusted the shit out of us.
And for keeping us very excited with a fuller lip, smaller eyes, bloated yet rigid face and denying that you ever went under the knife.
And for going to Hollywood and speaking with a fake accent and going on and on and on and on about your Loreal shit.
We love to hate you. But it is your birthday and we promise not to say anything bad to you for the next one week at least. We will try. Happy 36th Birthday Aishwarya Rai!!!
